Vault: One Man's Burger King Order Turned Into a Police Matter
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.1 | This is pretty unbelievable. |
| 0:04.0 | We want to share this 911 call with you guys because I've heard this story yesterday and I could find the audio. |
| 0:09.9 | I'm excited. |
| 0:10.7 | This is a guy in Boynton Beach, Florida, who has called 911 to complain about the service at Burger King because he found out they didn't have lemonade. |
| 0:21.7 | Let's listen to what this guy sounds like. |
| 0:24.7 | Hello. |
| 0:24.9 | You're at Burger King? |
| 0:26.6 | Yeah, I'm in the Vegas in West Point Boulevard. |
| 0:29.2 | 1521, West Pointe Beach Boulevard? |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.8 | I don't have the address. |
| 0:34.3 | What's going on there? |
| 0:36.2 | I'm coming here to buy something. I place another. |
| 0:39.1 | When I get there, I'm in the window. I tell the lady I want the lemonade, |
| 0:44.7 | take limonet. She says, you don't have a lemonade. I say, why you didn't say that to me before? |
| 0:50.5 | Okay. Now, are you in the drive-in or are you inside the store? |
| 0:55.0 | I'm in the driving. |
| 0:56.0 | All right, are you blocking the customer? |
| 0:59.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:01.0 | She says she's going to let me make me stay for 15 minutes. |
| 1:05.0 | That's what he says. |
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