Vault: Office Trouble
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. This here, great example of Turnabout is Fair Play, because this guy was too much of a coward to tell this woman in the office that she had a big time smelly foot problem. So he had us do it for him. Well, she got the last laugh because the tables got completely turned around on this guy. Hey, Mary. Hi. Hey, Mary. |
| 0:21.2 | It's Melissa. |
| 0:21.7 | How are you doing today? |
| 0:22.6 | Good. |
| 0:22.9 | How are you? |
| 0:23.4 | I'm doing fine. |
| 0:24.3 | Listen, I have for you. You have won it before you can buy it. Take us to John Mayor at High Five Bys. All right. But I tell you what, there's a catch. Now, if you agree to take these tickets, in exchange, we have a secret that we've been told by one of your coworkers that we have to share on the air. Oh, wow. Okay. So do you, will you accept the tickets? Yeah, I'll accept the tickets. All right. All right. So you went, got it. Should have taken door number two. The pygmy goats. Yeah, when it before you buy John Mayer. |
| 0:54.3 | Okay, Mary, here is the exchange. |
| 0:55.9 | Here's the secret. |
| 0:56.5 | Now, we had a co-worker, and it was totally anonymous, okay? So even if you ask who the coworker was, I don't know who it is. But the coworker called a little concerned because they say that during the day, you know, you kind of, you know, relax a little bit and you decide to take your shoes off at that point. |
| 1:13.2 | And they're saying that the... During the day, you know, you kind of, you know, relax a little bit and you decide to take your shoes off at that point. |
| 1:13.1 | And they're saying that the hygiene in the foot area is a little less than desirable. |
| 1:21.1 | Oh, wow. |
| 1:22.3 | And so, yeah, and it was apparently enough that they gave us a call and wanted us to give you a call. |
| 1:28.5 | And they wanted to put this on the radio? |
| 1:31.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.6 | Because I, you know, I guess that they just didn't feel comfortable enough coming to you and telling you about this. |
| 1:39.0 | Huh. |
| 1:40.5 | Do you, I mean, is it something that you see where they're coming from they're coming from, or is it something that's, I mean, completely takes you by surprise? |
| 1:48.6 | Huh. |
| 1:52.8 | Well, Anna, I'm sorry. |
| 1:54.2 | I have to say, I, they want this on the radio? |
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