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Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters

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🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.4

Here's the story I saw this morning that made me think about this.

0:04.3

Evan Brombie is as cute as they come, but this two-year-old sure knows how to cause some trouble.

0:10.5

Yesterday, he flushed his mom's wedding and engagement rings down the twit.

0:15.4

And then he walked away, and I heard a flush.

0:20.9

And I said, what did he just flush down the toilet?

0:23.4

Because he's always doing it.

0:24.9

Always flushing something down the toilet.

0:26.8

Evans' mom later went to get ready and realized her rings she had left in the bathroom after cleaning them.

0:32.0

Oh, gone.

0:33.1

Oh, no.

0:34.1

Evan, wear his mama's rings.

0:37.1

And he said, in the toilet.

0:39.3

This mom never thought she would see her rings again.

0:43.3

But a plumber from Mr. Ruter came to the rescue.

0:46.3

It took three hours, but he found the rings.

0:49.3

One more flush, and they would have been gone.

0:51.3

It was lucky because, you know, there's like four condos in here and anyone who could have

0:56.7

flushed the toilet and it would have been gone.

0:59.3

The relief I felt was just crazy.

1:01.7

Evan's mom says this is a story she will never let Evan forget.

1:06.0

I kept thinking someday when he's ready to give somebody her rings he'll know what he did to me we're

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