Hey, The Bird Show. I was just telling these guys that my friend Susie came down from Philadelphia to visit Stacy and I over the weekend. She was really complaining because she works for the government up there and some like crime. She's a consultant to the crime, some crime specialist unit thing. It's so complicated. I didn't even understand it. And she's got like this MBA at Harvard and she's a real brainiac and a real thinker. In the first year that she was in this job, she loved it. And she's got like this MBA at Harvard, and she's a real brainiac and a real

thinker. And the first year that she was in this job, she loved it. It was so invigorating for her

every single day to go into work. But then there was a management change there. And everybody in her

department pretty much, they need to keep the department, but there's just not enough work to go around and they

don't want to start losing people. So everybody in her department literally goes in every day

and nobody does any work at all. I mean, nothing. She's taking Pilates in the middle of the day.

She's leaving for hours at a time. Nobody questions it. She gets a paycheck every two weeks because

they don't want to lose

the department, but she's going out of her mind because she hasn't done a lick of work in

over a year. Now, Tammy is on the voice disguiser, not her real name. Hey, Tammy, you can relate

to this? Oh, yes. I get a job. You know, I've pretty much been like an office manager,

administrative assistant for like 15 years, I guess.

And anyway, the last one, this man I went into his company, and he said he just bought three companies,

and I was going to run a mile out of the central big office.

You know, this big office guy, this fancy furniture with like five offices, but nobody works there.

So, but he says he's going to have this generated here and generated there.

Well, what he did, is I think he did buy the companies, and all he just got me to do was just do collections.

Well, eventually, after I collected everything, I found out he's got a divorce.

He's moved to Florida, but he still wants me to come in that office and take calls.

So in the meantime, I have my husband there, and we do it on the conference table.

We have candlelight dinners.

Oh, my gosh.

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