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Vault: Melissa's video game is now available

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🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Melissa's video game is now available

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0:00.0

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad,

0:23.5

and then the next it's, no, actually carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice, and honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now.

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0:28.8

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0:36.1

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0:38.2

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0:55.5

including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. Hey, the bird show. So Melissa Carter, today you can play with Melissa Carter. She's in a video game. That's right. My virtual self may just do a little more than my physical self in your life.

1:11.1

But no, it was, and I hate to have this conversation on the tail end of Bert talking about his search for his Marlin.

1:17.9

But it was a year ago. It was January of 2009 that Bert said, everybody, I want you to make a New Year's resolution, but not the typical, quit smoking and lose weight and that kind of thing but kind of frivolous something you know just you know I don't know just something lighthearted that you want to do this year and we'll try to accomplish it so uh Bert had said he wanted to try to catch a marlin still trying um Jeff was going to be on a TV show um when coming close uh Jen said that she was going to play 18 holes of golf. And one of the things that I said I wanted to do. Oh, and Wendy wanted to date an NFL player. Yeah, we didn't have to mention. I think really what Melissa's establishing here is everybody failed. Just fail. I'm just being inclusive. I'm being inclusive with my team. We're a team, right? So I'm just slutting what everybody else

2:01.0

said they wanted to do. And so then I said that I am the geek on the show and that I love

2:07.7

gaming and I thought, you know, I'm in radio so why not try to get my voice in a video game? I thought

2:13.1

that would be really cool. And so I said that on air. And sure enough, here in Alpharetta, we have high-rest studios

2:19.0

who heard us on air and came in and made me the offer to not only have a voice in their game

2:26.4

that they were developing at the time called Global Agenda, but also they were going to put my

2:31.5

image in the game as well. And so we talked about it throughout 2009. I blogged about it. And today is the day this afternoon that Global Agenda goes live online and everybody can play. Nice. Woo! Very nice. It's exciting. So we have some members from high-risk studios. We have Daniel. We have Mick. We have McCall, who are all in here from high-risk studios,

2:51.5

who gave me the offer, have been working really hard to get me in the game.

2:55.0

And I'm sure are exhausted, but today's the day that their game goes lost.

2:59.1

Today is launch day.

3:00.0

Yes.

3:00.4

It's a very exciting day, launch day for Global Agenda.

3:03.4

So we have a game box to present for you.

3:07.0

Nice.

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