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Vault: Melissa plays the trombone in-studio

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🗓️ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Melissa plays the trombone in-studio

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1:12.1

That's right.

1:12.7

And her dream was to go and actually just see the Rose Bowl parade.

1:17.3

Correct.

1:17.7

Yeah.

1:18.0

My mother and I, and if you're a big Rose Bowl fan, or even if you're a big gardener, the Rose Bowl parade is different than any other parade because every single thing in the Rose Bowl parade is organic.

1:27.4

So every float you see has to be made out of organic material. So it is just so fascinating. And HGTV does the best coverage of it. So if you're a big gardener, you should watch the Rose Bowl parade on New Year's Day. But my mother and I is tradition that every year we do that. So I mentioned on here, I said, I've never been to the Rose Bowl, never seen it live.

1:45.8

One day I would love to see it live, and I said this on air. And then the kind folks at Central Carrow High School said to me that they were going to be in the Rose Bowl parade for 2011.

1:56.3

They are one of just like, what, a dozen or so high school bands across the country that applied and was

2:02.1

accepted into the roseball parade and the only hundreds applied and only 12 were accepted that's

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huge and so they are representing Georgia and the rosebell parade so letting you correct that is correct

2:13.5

that is correct and so they have invited me to be part of the band but one one of the things was, look, but we want to assign you the instrument. We want to be able to let you know the instrument. And that way you can learn to play it this year. And then we can highlight you in some performances and some fundraisers because of course the kids have to raise money for their trip to the Rose Bowl parade. And so yesterday they came in and they let me know that it was the trombone that they wanted me to play. Okay? And I've never once played the trombone, never picked it up. I've seen it. Now, I will say that one of my best friends growing up, we were college roommates, she played trombone in high school and for the University of Tennessee Pride of the Southland marching band. So it could have been osmosis that I watched her perform and I have the gift. I have I was I said this yesterday but I'll

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say it again today that I am really surprised that because I thought maybe as an honorary

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band member they'd give you something really easy to play something sort of I don't know a throwaway

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you know like the triangle.

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Ding!

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