Vault: Melissa joined a high school marching band
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🗓️ 29 June 2026
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| 1:12.1 | Because I'm just supporting the arts. |
| 1:13.9 | But no, I... has joined a high school marching band and I thought, Creeper. Okay, first of all, don't insult me, okay? |
| 1:12.1 | Because I'm just supporting the arts. But no, I... When a 30-something-year-old woman wants to go back to high school to join that... I mean, if it's a guy, you're like, Creeper. Well, first, I appreciate you call me 30-something this week. But no... That only last... Two more days. Two more days. You can say that. |
| 1:28.3 | But it was last, I guess it was last year sometime that we were, oh, you know what? It was after the holidays. This is what happened. So we, my mother and I for years had watched the Rose Bowl parade. So it was when we were gone on vacation and all the, you know, bowl games were going on. |
| 1:44.4 | And when we got back, I had said that one of the things I want to do on my bucket list, sometime before I die, I want to attend the Roseball parade because I just think it's... And now that you're looking at 40 years old, that bucket list really seems a little bit bigger today. I'm hoping I make it to 40. |
| 1:58.6 | All my life I thought I'm not going to make it to 40. |
| 2:00.3 | So I still haven't made to Thursday yet. |
| 2:01.7 | But I'm getting close. |
| 2:03.7 | But I... bit bigger today. I'm hoping I make it to 40. All my life, I thought I'm not going to make it to 40, so I still haven't made to Thursday yet, but I'm getting close. But the tournament of roses parade, if you've never seen it, or I mean, you've heard of it, Rose Bowl, and each ball has a parade, but theirs is a unique one because it's the first bowl, and it's the first parade, and it's also everything is organic in the parade. So all the floats have to be made from organic materials. |
| 2:19.6 | So I just think that is so creative. And it's the first parade. And it's also, everything is organic in the parade. So all the floats have to be made from organic materials. |
| 2:19.6 | So I just think that is so creative and so neat. So I happen to say on air that there is someday I want to go to the Rose Bowl parade. Okay. So that's where it started. To go to. To go to see it. To go to see it. I want to be in Pasadena. I want to see the Rose Bowl parade. |
| 2:32.6 | Well, it ends up that one of our own marching bands is actually going to be in Pasadena. I want to see the Rose Bowl Parade. Well, it ends up that one of our own |
| 2:35.2 | marching bands is actually going to be in the Rose Bowl parade in 2011. And I'm talking about |
| 2:40.7 | Central Carroll High School in Carrollton. Okay. How exclusive is something like that? |
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