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Vault: Melissa finally admits she has an addiction

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🗓️ 12 June 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Melissa finally admits she has an addiction

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1:45.1

And literally that night when Katie got home from work, she saw me on the computer, setting up the Farmville account. And she said, oh, hell no. And I said, yeah. So I set up this little farm and then forgot about it. And then when I was sick the past couple weeks, I hadn't done anything with it. And then I went back to check it after we talked about it again,

2:03.5

after I had to admit the fact that I am on Farmville, all my crops were dead. Thanks to Burt Show listeners, because I guess you can have people come onto your farm and fertilize your crops and stuff. So I had people. I can hire a day laborer to come in and do everything for you? Like a Farmville day labor? People volunteer to come and do your crops.

2:21.0

You got a little Farmville Home Depot.

2:23.7

A bunch of people run up to your car.

2:26.6

Anyway.

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Farmville View Hall.

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Yeah.

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And so anyway, so but I keep going.

2:32.4

I'm wasting my virtual dollars because I keep, you know, having crops die on me or whatever. You're supposed to check them every so. I don't know. Whatever. Oh my God. What are you going to do when you run out of virtual money? But the thing is that you have to, the crops, they tell you how long it's going to take for the crops to grow and you have to go back when they're done to get the crops. so yeah so like strawberries are for are for four hours and then, you know, wheat's a couple days.

2:53.3

And I don't know, but anyway, so I think what becomes addictive about it is people constantly are going back to check their farms because different crops, you know, need to be harvested at different times.

3:01.6

It's a ridiculous exercise. It really is so stupid.

3:04.6

This is a video that's been circulating, making fun of Farmville.

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