This is The Bird Show.

But Friday, we lost Melissa Carter for like the first two and a half hours of this show. And rightfully so. Yeah, I mean, earlier last week, we had talked about how my girlfriend, Katie Joe, was a big NASCAR fan. So Bert says, you know what? How about we put her to the test? And I give her 10 trivia questions and we see how well she does. So we did that on Thursday and found out that she

didn't know as much about NASCAR she may have thought. And so she got two of the 10 questions

correct. And the bet was that for every question she got wrong, I had to suffer the punishment.

And it was 30 seconds of stand-up comedy. And so that had to be paid off on Friday morning. So

I am not not there is no

part of me that has ever even thought about being a stand-up comedian and so four minutes was

brutal and like what he said about you know being out of the show we didn't do this to about

nine o'clock on Friday morning so all morning, I was nervous as I could be in my

mind wondering how I was going to do this. And so, but we did do it on Friday. Have you listened back to it since then? No. So it's going to be your first time hearing it as an odd. I probably take the headphones off and go find something to do. He's go find something to do for the next four minutes. Four minutes Four minutes of stand-up comedy from Melissa Carter.

This was part of Friday show.

I'm nervous where, you know, the drying Four minutes of stand-up comedy from Melissa Carter.

This was part of Friday show.

I'm nervous where, you know, the dry mouth, I was making you try water, like almost shaking,

because anytime you go into something that you are, you know you're not good at, you know you don't enjoy, it just, it makes it that much worse.

Like it's not, there's this, there's that nervousness of like, exhilaration where you're nervous and just, it makes it that much worse. Like it's not, there's this, there's that nervousness of like,

uh, exhilaration where you're nervous and just can't wait to get out there and do it, you know, like, er, pump shop. This is not that kind of nervous. This is one of those that in the back of your mind, it's like when you're a kid and you have to do a book report on a book you didn't read, which happened to me a lot. It's one of those nervousness where I'm sitting in the chair, you know, a little gassy, a little, you know, where my mouth is dry. And the teachers. Writing assignment, you make the margins bigger. Exactly. And then, you know, having the last name Carter with the C, you know, the book report's going to come sooner than later. And so this is how I feel now. It's like I'd rather just run out of the room, get in the because I think I had the thought down the hall if I just got in the car and drove away what would happen? Where's it going to happen? Look it is four pages even though the text is three inches wide down the middle. This is what happened yesterday on the Burt show. I asked her 10 questions. Yeah, my girlfriend, Katie Joe, who claims to be, what, no, claims, I'm sorry, she is a big NASCAR fan. Oh, you said claim.

Oh, that was a 40-7.

I'm sorry.

Why don't you just call it? I asked her 10 questions. Yeah, my girlfriend, Katie Joe, who claims to be, what, and it claims, I'm sorry, she is a big NASCAR fan.

Oh, you say Klam.

Oh, that was a phrase.

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