Vault: Love Lost And Found - Finding Mr. Wright
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it, the bird show. |
| 0:39.6 | I love Lost and Found. This is how it all went down the other day. I am actually a roller girl. What's your roller girl name? My roller girl name is Pretty Violent. I am actually called Pretty by everyone in the league. Pretty Violent? Yeah. That's awesome. It was this guy and his friend. And so we kind of flirt back and forth, and somehow I learned his name. And he was like, yeah, my name is Mr. Wright. So he had left his wallet over at our B-Y-O-B table, and I went to pick it up, and his name was Lynn Wood Wright. Okay, that's a pretty big clue right there. But I do know that he's not married. And you know that? How? I actually asked him. I was like, Mr. Wright, let me see your left hand. So he said it to me and he was like, there's no tan line either. I was like, that's even better. So he's probably going through the same thing you're going through where he thought you were all hot, but he kind of sissied out. Yeah, he just kind of disappeared. heard. He was supposed to go to the after party and he didn't show up. So I'm kind of left hanging. |
| 0:57.4 | So this generally Yeah, he just kind of disappeared. He was supposed to go to the after party and he didn't show up. So I'm kind of left hanging. |
| 0:57.5 | So this generally is how love lost and found works. |
| 0:59.7 | Somebody like pretty violent will call us up. |
| 1:01.9 | And she'll say, look, I really dig this guy. |
| 1:04.6 | I just didn't get his phone number. |
| 1:05.7 | Then we give the details out. And then hopefully one, two, three of you guys listening will go, |
| 1:07.8 | I think I know who she's talking about. |
| 1:10.4 | And then generally after the show, you call us and you say, I think I can put you in contact with that guy. And then we unite the two of them on the air. And that's how love and lost and found works. And here she is today, pretty violent. How are you today? I'm great. How are y'all doing? Good. Really good. |
| 1:12.2 | I think you got us intrigued about this roller derby thing. Like when I come back from vacation, I'm going. Me too. Oh, I've got tickets for y'all. They're all invited. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to see it. It's pretty cool. Everyone enjoys it and I'm sure you all would love it. And you just roll up in there with your own cooler and own beer? |
| 1:28.3 | Well, and who doesn't want to go to a Shriners Center? pretty cool. Everyone enjoys it and I'm sure you all would love it. And you just roll up in there with your own cooler and own beer? |
| 1:45.3 | Well, and who doesn't want to go to a Shiner's Center on the weekend? Exactly. Hello. It's on everybody's to-do list. Sure. The Shines are pretty cool people. They're not who you think they are. Well, I want to see it for myself. No, I mean, I'm not saying they're not cool. |
| 1:46.2 | I'm just, no. |
| 1:58.7 | I'm just saying they're not cool. |
| 2:00.4 | No, I wasn't saying that at all. |
| 2:01.5 | I would say in the... |
| 2:03.3 | Just making a joke about it. I mean, I'm not saying they're not cool. I'm just, no. I'm just saying they're not cool. |
| 2:04.5 | No, I wasn't saying that at all. I would say in the... I just making a joke about it being at a Shriner's center. In the list of really cool places to hang out in Atlanta, I would say the Shriner Center, probably not in the top 500. Wouldn't cross my mind at first. No. But now it has. But now I want to write my rap about the shrine. |
| 2:01.5 | The fair. |
| 2:19.6 | And the fed. 500? Wouldn't cross my mind at first. No. But now it has. But now I want to write my rap |
| 2:21.0 | about the shrine. The shrine. And the fuzz and everything. All right. Little cars and all the |
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