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Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

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Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.

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1:13.2

Because I saw this at least... ago. And Carl's got young daughters, right? Mm-hmm. Have a eight-year-old and a three-year-old daughter and a six-year-old dude.

1:19.0

Because I saw this at least twice trick-or-treating over the weekend. And I'm not sure where you cross the line on it, but I saw one cheerleader. She was probably three years old. And I saw

1:25.4

one witch girl. That was about four or five years old and I know it's

1:32.0

supposed to be cute and all but the dresses were just a little bit too high on the boutet and

1:36.3

and the um the fishnet stockings and stuff for a five year old right really yes no Yes. Right. Really? Yes. No way. No how. Uh-huh. I mean, not even for my daughter, my eight-year-old daughter, she wanted to be some sort of like punk rock type of rock star. But the costume was real skimpy. And I told her, I said, nah, baby, you can't have it. We was out, you know, searching for costumes.

2:02.1

I said, nah, baby, you can't have that.

2:03.0

What it looked like, though?

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Like, give us a description on it.

2:04.7

It had tights, and it was,

2:14.2

it may have come up to right below the crotch area. Like, right below it. I'm like, man, why would they even make a costume like that for a kid? Like a skirt, like a leather skirt or something like that?

2:17.0

Skirt tights and a real tight, like, I don't know what you call these things.

2:20.6

A midrift top? Yeah. So her whole stomach was showing. Exactly. The stomach and the belly button was showing. So I said, no, baby, you can't have that. And so she searched around, hmm, hmm, how about this one, the same type of can't be outfit. No, you can't have that either. So my thing was, my wife was, hmm,

2:35.6

I don't know,

2:36.3

I ask your dad,

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