Vault: Listeners Confess To Their Most Embarrassing Stories!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. Okay, this is only going to take one phone call. |
| 0:04.8 | For favor. I can't even remember why you got curious about this. |
| 0:08.7 | It's the way my mind works. It's brilliance. You'll never be able to comprehend. |
| 0:12.9 | Be afraid. I have no interest in tragic stories. You know, no interest in, in... |
| 0:19.0 | Something funny. Yep. It's going to be fun stories. I'll screen out your tragedy. Have you ever legitimately been so scared that you crapped yourself? Like, literally? Because you all know the phrase, you know... I blanked my pants. Yeah. I poop my pants. Scared the tish out of me? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. So, has that ever literally happened? So there you're in a nether world or whatever, and you didn't. You've been so frightened. That you literally lost control of your... Your bow. Yeah. Because is that just... I mean, every phrase has to have an origin somewhere. |
| 0:55.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:56.6 | Wendy, have you ever been so scared that you crapped yourself? |
| 0:59.1 | No, I've never crapped myself. |
| 1:01.9 | Bert. |
| 1:02.8 | Not scared. |
| 1:05.1 | Melissa. |
| 1:05.8 | Wait. |
| 1:06.4 | What's wrong? |
| 1:07.2 | Whoa. |
| 1:08.4 | Based on alcohol? |
| 1:11.3 | Sick. |
| 1:12.5 | You've really? |
| 1:13.0 | You've done it? |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | In the past few weeks. |
| 1:15.1 | You really did? |
| 1:16.3 | Yeah, I mean, it wasn't full on or anything, but yeah, I was sick. |
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