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Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries

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🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries

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0:00.0

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0:04.4

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0:54.6

Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wago B, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. Listen, it's The Bird Show. I told you guys a couple weeks ago about the weird call that Jessica, or the text message that Jessica sent me about the B problem. Yes. She's like, we got a B issue.

1:09.7

She just don't worry about it right now,

1:11.0

but we've got a serious B issue

1:12.2

to the point where people can't get near our house. Is that bad? Oh, yeah, it was bad. Well, after doing some more research, it wasn't really that bad, and I was able to exterminate the bees successfully. And I showed you guys, I'm going to try to get this video fixed.

1:27.1

Thank you.

1:27.9

Danger.

1:29.0

Can I have the credit for that?

1:30.2

Very dangerous.

1:30.4

Man Project.

1:30.6

Did you wear one of those matters? the bees successfully. And I showed you guys. I'm going to try to get this video fixed. Very, thank you.

1:27.9

Danger. Can I have the credit for that? Did you wear one of those matted-dodied? Full-on white thing. The nets and the khakis. So I fully took care of the bee hive or nest or whatever it's called. That video, though. Yeah, if I can get that edited properly, I'll put it online. It was pretty insane.

1:44.7

But I killed them all, right?

1:46.8

So then fast forward one week, I just wanted to make sure that it was completely dead. And I went back and I looked at the space. It was a little hole in the ceiling where they were kind of getting between the ceiling, the porch ceiling and the floor above it. You got to talk about Manters, the swarm.

2:01.6

Oh, yeah.

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