Listen, it's The Bird Show.

So I read this statistic the other day that I was so surprised by that I wanted to pass along to you to see if what scenario that this would be in.

Because the trivia was that 800 people within the next seven days are going to go to the hospital with injuries due to jewelry.

Jewelry?

$800 people a week?

And 800 people a week due to jewelry.

I'm like jewelry accidents.

So that'd be like what?

Like trying to put your earring in and missing the hole?

Or an earring being ripped out or maybe necklace?

Or I don't know.

Punched by a ring?

I know a lot of my friends that have children take off their wedding rings because they'll scratch their babies with their diamonds.

Like on accident, you know, where they're changing diapers or whatever.

So they'll just take it off while they've got little ones.

404-741-Q-100.

You said, emergency room.

800 people in a matter of a week go to the hospital because of injuries due to jewelry.

That's bizarre.

And I think I laughed out loud when I read it.

Like, really?

I mean, you guys wear obviously more jewelry than Jeff and I, barely.

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