Vault: Jeff's Random Comments
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🗓️ 29 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | If there's one thing about Jeff is he can make the most random comments about the most random activities during the day. |
| 0:07.5 | This is just one of them that he saw over at Cowtippers one night. |
| 0:11.0 | We went to dinner at Cowtippers, and which is still one of my all-time favorite restaurants in Atlanta. |
| 0:17.8 | It's one of the first restaurants I went to. |
| 0:20.9 | And I had an experience there that I... |
| 0:24.7 | At Cal-Tippers? |
| 0:25.5 | Yes. |
| 0:25.9 | Oh, really? |
| 0:26.8 | Oh, do tell. |
| 0:27.5 | It was in Lincoln. |
| 0:28.1 | I mean, I know this story sounds promising. |
| 0:31.9 | I had, and I've been going back and forth and trying to debate whether or not I, you know, I should tell the story on the air because I don't know if it's offensive or rude or anything, but then I realize that... You're Jeff. Well, it involves... It involves a deaf guy, so really, how can I offend him? I mean, you won't offend him because he won't be listening, but, you know, maybe. |
| 1:10.4 | I mean, if somebody's... It's like making an Amish joke. I mean, they're not going to call up. Yeah, they're not listening. Right. So, Jessica and I, we went to cowtippers Friday night for dinner, and it was packed. You know, we went there right at the height of packiness. And, um... Don't say that about couch. |
| 1:14.6 | I don't know. I didn't even go near that joke Melissa so we backed into cowtippers |
| 1:18.6 | so uh so we had to park down the hill behind uh smith |
| 1:24.6 | and we're walking up and we're following these two two guys who are also going to cowtippers. |
| 1:29.3 | And clearly one or both of them is deaf because they're communicating using sign language. |
| 1:34.9 | So we follow them into the restaurant, and we get our table and they get theirs, and we get our dinner, and we're having dinner. |
| 1:40.0 | And, you know, after the meal, I have to use the bathroom. So, as you can imagine, at cowtippers, the men's room is packed. And the women's room is... Okay, once again, be very careful. It's crowded, Jeff. The bedroom is crowded. There are a lot more men using the bathroom than women, so there's a bit of a wait for the men's room. So we're, you know, waiting in line and whatever. And then, you know, a toilet opens up. So I step up, take care of what I got to do. And then I am at the sink washing my hands. And there's a line that is formed to the left of the sink of maybe two or three guys who are waiting for a toilet to open up and the door to come into the bathroom |
| 2:18.2 | is like at the end of this line and the last guy the guy closest to the door is the guy that I saw |
| 2:23.4 | communicating with sign language you know it that you know when we walked up yeah so as I'm washing |
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