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Vault: Jeff reacts to the word "dating" as a verb

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🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Vault: Jeff reacts to the word "dating" as a verb

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

All right, Jeff, dollar, are you ready for your sentence?

0:03.9

Bring it.

0:04.5

Are you ready?

0:05.3

Bring it.

0:05.8

The rest of us just need to sit back and enjoy the ride on this one, okay?

0:09.0

All right.

0:09.9

Ready.

0:10.9

All right.

0:12.1

Jeff.

0:12.8

Yes.

0:13.8

Jen Hobby is using the word dating as a verb.

0:22.6

I believe you're... I thought it was going to be something to do with his contract.

0:24.9

I believe you're hearkening back to the conversation that you had yesterday as I was driving in but couldn't participate in because I wasn't on the show until 7.30, correct?

0:33.8

Jen Hobby is using the word dating as a verb.

0:37.0

No.

0:37.9

The problem with the sentence, that's not a factual sentence.

0:41.6

What you should have said was, I'm going to tell Jeff a lie and let him go off on it.

0:48.8

And the reason Bert knew this would be such a slam dunk is because yesterday, I didn't listen to the show because I

0:55.8

don't like it when I wasn't working here. So when I drove in yesterday to come back on the radio,

1:03.8

you know, all the contract drama, blah, blah, blah. It's birds had come in at 7.30. So I was in

1:08.2

the shower at like 645ish, I think, and I had a new shower radio for Christmas, so I'm listening to the birch house. We're simple, aren't we? Yeah, 17. It's like, there's water splashing on the radio, but it's still working. Holy crap, that's so awesome. I'm at the Twitter this, technology. And I heard you guys talking about Jen, Jen Hobby, who claims to be dating like 13 guys right now. So that's what you mean by dating as a... I didn't say 13. You said dating, you're dating as a... You're using the word as a verb meaning like, you're just going to date this guy and that guy and that guy. You don't have to just settle down the one to do. Well, it was actually when I first... I mean, yes. but when I first said it it it just means that you have to be active about it Jennifer I'm gonna handle this hang on so when it first came up on the show dating is a verb is because you have to actively do it right you can't just sit back on your couch and watch so you think you can dance and expect a whole bunch of guys to show up knocking down your door. It's a verb.

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