The Bird Show.

Jeff got to live out of fantasy yesterday, not only for him, but I think for all of us,

have at least had this thought in our minds at one point or another. It's, I got to tell you, Bert asked me this morning when I came in how it felt, and it felt better than I expected it. This is so funny. I got to be honest with you. Because it started with that Mike Tyson story. Yeah, Mike Tyson couldn't get through the gate of a community that he was visiting.

Gate wasn't it open and fast enough. Because it started with that Mike Tyson's story. Yeah, Mike Tyson couldn't get through the gate of a community that he was visiting.

Gate wasn't open and fast enough or that wasn't accepting his code.

So he just rammed it.

Yeah, generally, I think if you have a tattoo on your face, you don't take no for an answer.

So there was a picture of the messed up gate in the news, and Jen did the story in entertainment buzz.

And so we started talking about that and talking about how we all have these weird frustrations in the car that all have to do with patients, like waiting for the arm to go up so you can leave the airport parking lot or any parking garage, you know, so you got to put your, like, I have a very vivid memory of when Hayden was

born leaving Northside Hospital and we went to the wrong gate, but I didn't notice it,

and it wouldn't open.

And I remember sitting there going, I'm going to have to ram it.

I'm going to have to ram the gate. Thank you, baby, Hayden. But then you see the sign that says this entrance or exit closes at 10 p.m. Please use whatever. I'm like, crap. Right. Because the sign's up, then you don't have an excuse to ram it. So that's been living in the back of my head, and it rears itself whenever I'm in a parking garage or when I'm cruising through a parking lot and I just see one lonely grocery cart.

I hear that theme from, you know, the good, bad, and ugly.

Like, there should be, yeah, there should be tumbleweeds.

Tumbleweeds blowing blowing by and I'm like

your little trigger

your little hands

like shifting

yeah

ready to go

I got

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