Vault: It's husband hunting weekend!!!
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
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| 1:31.4 | So we did get one call. |
| 1:33.0 | We got one, okay? |
| 1:35.0 | And here's the theory, is that some women have like sort of this timeline in their head for life, right? |
| 1:42.2 | I think a lot of women do. |
| 1:43.3 | Yeah, you feel like the pressures to not only, you know, start a career and get your education and all that kind of stuff, but also to start a family and get married at a certain time in your life. And I think everybody has different times they want to do that. But most of us line it up on when our moms did it, even though our lives are so different from our moms now. And there are some women that will take this to the extreme, that they're very goal-oriented, and if that was their goal, damn it, it's going to get done. So that's really who we're looking for. And like that time that you're supposed to be engaged is coming up, like in a week or two weeks or three months. And this is the weekend you've decided to go husband hunting, Yeah. Is what we kind of have in our head. I mean, you are hunting. You're out there to find the best prey, and then you're going to capture them and you're going to make him yours forever. Is that the name of a dating agency? Because it should be. Husband hunting? Husband hunters. Husband hunters, yeah. Because I've known, I know, I've known people who said this year, I've never known anybody this weekend, but I have known people said, you know what, by the end of this year, that's it, I'm going to get married, and sure enough, they did. This is it. This is your weekend. Atlanta is your gaming ranch this weekend, and all the men are behind the gate. You're going to get one. Yep, there's a target on their head. You don't know if it's going to be a small one or a big one, but damn it, you're walking home with something. |
| 2:54.6 | Liz wants to be on the voice disguiser. |
| 3:07.6 | Good morning. Hi, good morning. Morning. How are you? I am, well, I'm fine. I was listening. You guys are absolutely on point. Men, home, women hunts. So you are husband hunting this weekend? No, no. I'm married. But my friend, I'm basically going to be Operation Find a Husband for my girlfriend. Okay. Does she know it? Does she know you're doing this? Well, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm very on point. Like you said, I'm business-oriented. You know what's funny? It's just like, you were talking about moms. I'm not sure |
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