The Bird Show.

You want to believe that your car is completely safe once you drop it off with the valet, right? Tommy proved to us one morning that that's not the case. First, we need to check in with T. Hey, dude. Joe. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, man, what's up? All, let me reset this. Over the weekend, Jeff and I met in the Virginia Highlands. He was with Jessica

and they drove down in their car

and Stacy and I went down in ours

and we met at a restaurant. They had

their car valeted. Stacey and I, we had our car valet

and the plan was

for Stacy and Jessica after lunch

to go shopping over to Lenox Mall.

They were going to drive over there and Jeff and I were going to go back up in the Midtown. So Stacy and Jessica after lunch to go shopping over to Lenox Mall. They were going to drive over there, and Jeff and I were going to go back up into Midtown. So Stacey and Jessica take off and take the car, and then when Jeff and I go out to my car, Stacey still had my valet ticket. So I go up to do it, and I'm like, I told him what the story was, and he just points out, he's all, which one's your car?

And I pointed to my wrangler and he said, okay, see you. Bye-bye, here's your car. Gave him the three bucks and we took off. So we wanted to test the theory this weekend if that was just a fluke or if that's how valets really handle it. Is it really safe to have your car at a valet? Because technically you could have taken, you could have pointed out the Porsche or the Rangeover.

And he maybe would have given me those cars. Maybe just because it was a beat-up wrangler, he said, go ahead and take it. Yeah, just get it out of our line. You're making the other cars look like crap. So we sent Tommy to a hotel this morning to try the same thing, and he got denied the first time.

So we wanted to make sure that that wasn't a fleek. So as a public service, we sent him to another hotel, and he's there right now. Hey, dude. Yeah, me, what's up? So you've scoped out the parking lot, and you have your eyes on one car that you can give the valet description to. Yeah. Okay, go forward. I just know what kind it is.

All right.

All right.

And don't forget, you're not a guest at the hotel.

Yeah. Okay. Go for it. I just know what kind of it is. All right. All right. And don't forget, you're not a guest at the hotel. Yeah. Hey, I've lost my ticket. It's a Toyota Corolla. Okay. I'm not a guest. I just met somebody here, and I think they've actually got it. Talked the lady at the desk. Okay.

Yeah, they're doing the exact same thing as last time.

They're sending me to like a security desk.

I got a feeling you'll get this one.

Really?

Yep.

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