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Vault: Is She Wrong For Not Wanting Kids At Her Reception?

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🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Is She Wrong For Not Wanting Kids At Her Reception?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

So, Lindel, I get in studio this morning, and I just ask Lindel how her weekend went.

0:07.1

And it just struck me.

0:09.5

It feels like to me, every time I have talked to Lyndall about planning her wedding, it feels like it has been so labored for her.

0:17.2

Like, I have never met a woman that it feels to me that dislikes planning a wedding

0:23.3

more than you. I don't dislike planning my wedding. I just, it's not a big deal to me and I don't

0:28.6

get stressed out about it. Like I was telling you earlier this morning, it's not important to me that

0:33.3

the tablecloths match the wallpaper that matches the carpet or like what specifically you're eating if it's chicken rosemary or chicken lemon and herb. Hey, we be careful what you're saying. Tracy is listening. I know that. We don't need her. We don't need to hurt her heart right now. I know. The tablecloths don't have to match her, match the napkins? Oh, yes, they do. Apparently. Are you out of your mind you just got yourself fired

0:55.6

i just don't it's not a big deal to me because i figure people have fun regardless of like all the

1:02.1

specific little details but i know that there are girls out there that that is important to them and

1:05.4

that's great and then they'll be happy with their wedding but i'll be happy with my wedding if people

1:09.5

enjoy themselves so the whole process to me and talking to you you just feel feel like it's kind of stupid. It's not stupid. It's just I didn't realize how much stuff you'd have to do. And I'm not getting stressed out, and I was telling them last week that it's my mom that stresses me out the most because she gets really anxious about everything. Whereas I'm just like, whatever, it sounds good to me, it works, and I'm just really laid back about it and get things done and I make a to-do list and everything pretty much gets checked off every week. How about your fiancé? Is he getting stressed out about it? No, neither of us are. We're both just really chill and really relaxed. It's the stress around you that's stressing you out.

1:44.2

Yeah, it's that.

1:45.2

It's not us.

1:46.3

It's like the most probably lackadaisical wedding planning ever.

1:50.0

Because it's not lazy.

1:50.9

Y'all are getting it done.

1:51.6

You're checking things off the list.

1:52.6

But I don't know if lackadaisical is the right word then.

1:55.1

I don't think people trust the fact that you're not stressed out, which is got to be fat. Maybe it's apathetic.

2:02.3

Yeah, this is the first time right. It's like the most apathetic wedding planning ever.

2:15.0

Like you're like, I just want to get married. Yeah, this is the first time I've ever heard a woman say when she's planning her own wedding days, well, whatever happens happens. What? Yeah. That just goes against your jeans right there. Oh, yeah. You must be lying.

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