Vault: Is she secretly playing Farmville?
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🗓️ 9 June 2026
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| 1:13.5 | life or kids or anything like that, I don't know how you have the time to pull the weed and |
| 1:18.1 | harvest the crops and all that stuff, right? But people are into. People spend hours on this website. |
| 1:26.1 | So for weeks we've been talking about it here. And we made the suggestion. I made the suggestion this morning. Look, all of us are coming from a place of ignorance. None of us have played this Farmville, and here we are ripping on it, but we have no real-life experience with it. So we volunteered Melissa Carter, who's sick. She's at home anyway. She's not doing anything. She's laying on the couch. We're covering. She hasn't been feeling well. But we figure she can make a couple double clicks and feed some crops. |
| 1:50.0 | Yeah. So whatever. Animals. I don't know what you do. |
| 1:55.6 | So somebody called A birchow listener called us up |
| 1:56.9 | And it's too late you guys |
| 1:57.9 | Melissa's on Farmville |
| 1:59.2 | And we said |
| 2:00.7 | I don't think so |
| 2:01.9 | I mean we've talked about it |
| 2:03.0 | With Melissa in here |
| 2:03.7 | And she's never said anything about it us up and said it's too late you guys Melissa's on Farmville and we said I don't think so I mean we've |
| 2:02.5 | talked about it with Melissa in here and she's never said anything about it and then we thought maybe |
| 2:06.4 | she was out the day we were talking about Farmville oh no oh really oh no Josh found this this is |
| 2:13.0 | when Melissa's voice just started to go so it doesn't sound like Melissa Carter, but this is Melissa |
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