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Vault: Is Ron Jeremy Melissa's birthday present?

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🗓️ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Is Ron Jeremy Melissa's birthday present?

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including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. Here, Bertia. I believe that this show can handle it in a mature way where it would be... Let me finish, let me finish. Where it would be educational yet interesting also, because you have to say the dude is intriguing.

1:14.5

Yes, I agree completely.

1:16.2

If Wendy agrees, my thing is if the women of our audience really care, then that's what we're here for.

1:21.0

I don't care, but if Wendy's intrigued by him, then...

1:24.3

Because here we're in our post-show meeting the other day, and we're coming up with all these new ideas. Like ask a gynecologist will be a segment. Well, we're kind of doing that in about a half hour. Ask a nutritionist. Ron Jeremy is in town. This guy back in the day was like he was in a lot of adult films. I don't want to get too much into it because we still got kids listening. Right. But after 8.30, I think to give the guy a couple of minutes and ask a couple of questions about the industry in an intelligent way and not a creepy way, I think would be intriguing. As long as the interviews for our audience and not for you, too. It's not for me. I was like a little weird. I'm a little creeped out by it, but I have to tell you, he was, he was in the hall and he was talking to Tim from the regular guys. And I was, like, the three of us were having a conversation. And I could see Bert and Ron at the same time. Yeah. And so I said to Bert, hey, you want to say how to Ron Jeremy? And you actually, it would have been the same as if I had said to you, I think, like, hey, you want to say hi to Chipper Jones? Like, you know how you get excited about sports guys? I think in name alone, I honestly, I know you guys are going to think I'm BS and I've never seen him in any movie at all. Me neither. But I know that when it comes to adult films, this is like the Hall of Famer right

2:34.6

here. So I'm just trying to think, like, is there any entertainment value after 830 to talk to a guy? Like, I'm sort of interested to know that there's questions that I can't even get into now because it's just too early. But he'll be on after 830. If it gets creepy, we just end the interview. But he's also been in reality shows. I mean, he's done things on television. That's true.

2:52.0

You know, that would be interesting too. So, gets creepy, we just end the interview. But he's also been in reality shows. I mean, he's done things on television.

2:51.9

That's true.

2:52.2

You know, that would be interesting, too.

2:53.8

So, you know, I'm, of course, be respectful to him.

2:56.3

I mean, he's made the most of his assets.

2:58.6

He's a little dude.

2:59.4

You know.

2:59.8

He's my side.

3:00.3

He's like 5.5.

3:01.9

I had no idea. That makes everything look bigger. That is true. It's a little happy birthday, Melissa.

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