The Bert Show.

Wendy here was telling us that she meets a guy over the weekend.

It's a guy over the weekend or you've been talking to him for a little bit?

Just talking to him.

They're going to hang out.

And he takes her back to his place.

And they watch movies and then they cuddle.

And you are fascinated by this concept.

In the same bed, he wraps his arms around her and cuddles her

all night long and doesn't make any move at all zero no kissing no feeling no trying to get

nothing were you drunk um i was when I got there.

Oh.

But he's sobered you up. So not only this, he got you sober in order to take advantage of your cuddle with you. I'll tell you what. I'm going to get drunk Wendy back to my house. I'm going to sober her up. And then we are going to hug. I'll tell you what, Wendy, I am going to hug you all night long. The best hug that you have ever had.

Yeah, save that. But the question is a good one. He's never hugged like me before. How long do you go with this, like, innocent cuddling thing and not making a move before you end up in the friend zone? And Jessica is getting close to that right now. Hey, Jessica. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? I'm great. Okay, I have the same circumstance. I met this guy when I was a waitress. He was really, really good-looking, super hot, really sweet, flirty. So we started hanging out and everything. He's really, really nice. And he took me back to his house because he wanted me to help him paint. So we were painting all day, and when it was time to go to bed, he kind of leaned over and, you know, gave me a little kiss, and we cuddled a little bit, but nothing happened at all. Nothing. No, he didn't make any moves or anything like that. So that's when I started getting curious. Even after all that painting? Sorry? Even after all that painting, nothing happened? Nothing.

It was really weird.

He's a really good-looking guy.

So a couple weeks went by, same scenario.

Nothing happened.

So I started getting a little curious, you know, kind of weirded out.

So we stopped talking for a while.

I found out through a good guy friend of his that he was actually on gay internet sites and he had been keeping it from everyone.

So a guy invites you, a guy invites you over to his house to do some interior decorating. Then you guys get in bed together and nothing happens.

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