Vault: Is He About to Propose This Weekend? She Hopes So!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | Here's the deal. |
| 0:02.9 | If you weren't listening, what, maybe 30 minutes ago, |
| 0:05.5 | Joanna was in studio, and she was telling us about this exciting weekend she has |
| 0:10.2 | because her boyfriend, she'd been dating a guy named Jason for a year and a half, |
| 0:14.1 | and her parents... |
| 0:15.7 | He's a Navy SEAL. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah, he's a Navy SEAL in the Coast Guard. |
| 0:18.8 | And his parents Army Ranger. |
| 0:22.4 | ...are meeting... |
| 0:23.3 | I really want you to just say Army Ranger just once. |
| 0:26.5 | So I know that you can actually say those words. |
| 0:29.1 | Once he gets there, that'll be cool. |
| 0:30.6 | Everybody starts somewhere. |
| 0:32.1 | So anyways... |
| 0:32.7 | He's... |
| 0:34.0 | Jason is an Eagle Scout. |
| 0:35.9 | And they've been hitting for a year and a half and, and, uh, Jason's family, we learned a little earlier was very conservative. |
| 0:44.9 | Perhaps, you know, for different reasons. |
| 0:46.4 | One of them is, there's some alcoholism in the family, so they don't drink a lot or by a lot. |
| 0:51.9 | They mean at all. |
| 0:54.0 | And then, uh, they also don't curse, right? |
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