The Bert Show. We always get all kinds of random questions and emails from listeners. And this one,

I thought, would be appropriate to help out. It says, Jen, the bird show often does the idiot's

guide to different things. What about an idiot's guide to turning 21? This guy says, I'll be turning 21 in

September and I would love to hear the advice from people on how to do it right. He says, I'm currently in graduate school instead of undergrad. So he thinks he's not surrounded by the right environment to see what others do, what bars they go to, you know, what should he do, uh, you know, what should he do to be prepared to turn 21? And you guys know what these idiots guys are, right? Yeah, I mean, it's basically, you know, just the basic things that you need to know whatever category there is. I mean, we have all the rest of them posted. We've done to tailgating in the South. We've done going on a first date. Going on a first date. So it's just the basics, you know, bullet point basics that you need to know. And when you're turning 21, these are the must, must know. That's not even a word. And she's out, 930. And she's out.

She's already exhausted from the walk. I'm going to start walking. See you later.

These are the things you must know. Yeah. To know. You know.

We were putting together a list of rules for somebody that you know that is turning 21 this weekend.

What are the absolutes?

Okay.

I think there are a different set of rules for like guys and there are women.

Like, and the set of rules for guys is that there are no rules. Like, I would say one of them is eat dinner. Like, you need to make sure you have a base of food before you go out. Can you not come up with that one? Because Bert's an expert in the bases. He's like, all right, some pasta night, people. Let's go get some pasta in us. Plenty of bread. Pasta. Skip the salad.

Skip the meat.

But that knowledge came at 30, not at 21, man.

My base was vodka, and I started drinking tequila.

But I had the base of vodka in there.

So it was going to be okay.

Now, I'm assuming, of course, it is the idiot.

It's guided turning 21, but, you know, drink. Like, I mean, the thing is, we haven't even said that, but I mean, turning 21, the thing that turned 20, you get to drink legally.

I got one.

All right, I got one.

I got one.

I got one.

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