The Bert Show.

All right, so the idiot's guide to spying on boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife.

Right.

Yeah, we have talked for a couple days about the fact that there are some people and as men or women that have just that nagging feeling that their partner is cheating on them.

And they need to find out for themselves if they're doing that.

So they go and they spy and they find out if it's true or not. I go on record again as saying if you're doing this, the relationship's over anyway. There, it's on record. That's not the debate. It's the debate is the disguise. And we'll say this also that we're going to take all your suggestions today. We will find somebody that wants to do this, spy on their boyfriend or husband or girlfriend. and we'll put that person on tomorrow. We will use all your suggestions, and then sometime,

like over the next 48 hours, I'll try to pull it off and see how it goes.

Michelle, you were on the voice disguiser. Good morning. Good morning. Hi.

Hi. What I did was I installed a keystroke recorder on my husband's laptop.

Okay.

And so I thought he had another email address that he was using.

And it turned out he did.

Mm-hmm.

And he was emailing all these women back and forth, you know, going to personals and picking up all these women and telling them that he was

divorced and, you know, all this crazy stuff, and he was meeting up with these women.

And the only way I found out is because I put that keystroke recorder on there and got the

email.

What exactly is that device?

It is a software that you can download. And what it does is it's like spyware, like the ones that can get on your computer over the internet. Right. That I put this one on myself. So what I could do is go back in and type in a secret password, and it would show me every keystroke that had been typed into the computer. Wow. Okay. Now. And it also took snapshots of the screen. So if people had sent him pictures, I could see those, too. Okay. I'm just curious if he, how are you, why were you tipped off that he might be doing something like that on the internet? Or was it just, often weird. Yeah. Just all of a sudden he's got somewhere he's got to be. He's got a strange meeting, you know, not his normal pattern of work stuff. Mm-hmm. Oh, I've got to go to making the day. Oh, why? You know, I couldn't get any straight answers, so I started to get suspicious. Mm-hmm. I know he spends a lot of time on the computer

so you know I thought that that would be the best place to start looking was there any sort of

change in activity in the bedroom no and that was the thing that you know kind of made me think okay

well maybe you're just crazy it's's not anything, but, you know,

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