Vault: Husbands Are Asking the Question No One Wants to Ask
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🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.9 | All right, so let's just, let's ask guys the same question here that we've asked women before. |
| 0:06.9 | And I'm really curious because we just had Terry on who said that she woke up in the middle of the night and she noticed that her husband wasn't in bed. |
| 0:17.2 | She goes outside. |
| 0:18.5 | There's a light coming from the living room. |
| 0:20.3 | So she walks in there. |
| 0:21.2 | And sure enough, there is her husband. |
| 0:23.3 | And dude is watching porn. |
| 0:25.6 | This is very kind of special porn, though, because this is porn that he made with his ex-wife. |
| 0:30.6 | It sounds like you're teasing like a special Thursday night lineup. |
| 0:32.9 | It's a special party of five. |
| 0:34.3 | A very special kind of porn. |
| 0:35.8 | Personal home video version. |
| 0:40.6 | So she's obviously offended and whatever. And when we had her on, she said the words that came out of her mouth were |
| 0:45.2 | sexually things are fine with us. That's what I want to focus on here. Like, I am curious and I'd like |
| 0:51.0 | to put dudes on the voice disguiser, 404-741 Q100. |
| 0:54.9 | If you are convinced that your wife thinks that your sex life is great, but basically you're faking it, your way through it because she sucks at it. |
| 1:03.7 | And we've done this the other way around where we said, you know, women have come on and said, yeah, now for 10 years. |
| 1:09.5 | I so don't like having sex with my husband. |
| 1:11.7 | He's terrible at it. |
| 1:13.0 | But we've never done it the other way around. |
| 1:15.1 | And I'm curious, even if guys would call up or we're just, guys are just content. As long as we're getting it, it doesn't matter of it's good. Mm-hmm. |
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