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Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat

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🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat

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2:19.8

just come to you and And guys can sniff out that kind of desperation, I think, also. Totally. Even if it's your wing woman, that's the one that's doing the hunting for you. Guys can smell that. You can tell the difference in the room between the songwriters and the radio guys. God, I hope it fell miserably. That'd be great.

2:34.5

And she's like, it just has to happen. Good morning, Liz. You're back. How are you?

2:42.2

Hi, guys. How are you? Good morning. We had an interesting weekend, Operation Find a Husband.

2:49.0

Mm-hmm. I actually got another girl involved, another married lady.

2:53.6

Okay, so where does this night start?

2:55.6

Does this start on Friday night or is this Saturday night we're talking about?

2:58.6

Well, Friday we sat her down, and then Saturday we started to take her.

3:03.6

She's kind of agreed basically that she'll go, she agrees she's doing all the wrong things, and she agrees she's in the wrong places. And what we're going to just try and do is sit her in the right spot. We're not going to, like, say you have to meet Mark or Joe or Bill or whatever, but we're going to put her in the right spot and sort of let her trot her way through. So, you know, like a horse to water, you can't make him drink, but we're going to put her in the right spot and just put her life in our hands until New Year's. And we're going to get her a marriage-minded man by the time of the end of the year. Okay, so you don't have this guy and you don't know who he is yet. You just know that they're... No, no, no, we're not going to pick the man. We're just going to make sure there's a plethora of them. So, yeah, what she's saying is she's going to force the situation to happen. So... I'm going to force her to be in a situation where there are more responsible, decent kind men, no more bar hopping. She could go to a bar, but a nice upscale restaurant. She needs to go to wine tasting.

4:01.2

We're going to the museum.

3:58.6

We went to. decent kind men, no more bar hopping. She could go to a bar, but a nice upscale restaurant.

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