The Bird Show.

This is for the Bert Show parenting community. Help me out with something here just for a second, because I'm not exactly sure where to go with it. And Stacy and I are... Don't see it eye to eye. You know how sometimes you're walking around a mall, you're in a restaurant or something, and there's a kid that is dressed in a costume, and it's really cute. You know, like, for girls, it's like generally a princess costume. October, like random times.

Yeah. there's a kid that is dressed in a costume and it's really cute. You know, like, for girls it's like generally a princess costume. But not in October, like random times. Yeah, random times. I mean, kids go through these phases, I guess, when they're like three, four, five years old or whatever, where they're just, you can't get them out of their costume. It's the cutest thing to see, right? Yes, it's so cute. A little four-year-old Superman. I was a, I forgot where I was shopping the other day, but little Spidey jumped out of the van with his mom. It's awesome. Little princesses in the Disney store. It's fun. She wish you can get away with that as an adult? Yes. I try. I'm just up the same costume every single way. That's why I go on vacation so far away from everyone I know. I just like to walk around.

I walk around all of Montreal away from everyone I know.

I just like to walk around.

I walk around all of Montreal, dress like Spider-Man.

Well, some of these kids, mine included, they get into this routine where you can't get them out of their costume.

I mean, it is like every day for weeks, if not months, you know?

And Hayden's is Peter Pan.

Okay.

Loves his Peter Pan costume.

Yeah.

Okay.

And don't come up to him and say, oh, that is the cutest Robin Hood costume I've ever seen.

Nothing will piss off a five-year-old.

Like, confusing.

What's he say?

Robin Hood for Peter Pan.

He'll say, I'm Peter Pan.

Can you bring him in here dressed up so I can call him Robin Hood?

No, you're not going to taunt my child.

The funny thing is the only difference in the costumes is the color of the hat, but to him, there's a world of difference.

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