Vault: How Does He Tell His Girlfriend She's Awful In Bed?
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🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | All right, voice disguise are on. |
| 0:02.8 | Sir. |
| 0:03.3 | All right. |
| 0:03.8 | We are going to call Bert Show listener John. |
| 0:06.2 | Good morning, John. |
| 0:07.4 | Hey, good morning, Bert Show. |
| 0:08.5 | How are you today, sir? |
| 0:10.0 | I'm doing very well, for the most part. |
| 0:12.4 | I do not have your email here in front of me. |
| 0:14.1 | I have conveniently lost that. |
| 0:15.5 | But Tracy said that you kind of have this almost, it's almost a tragedy going on in your life with your girlfriend at this point. |
| 0:22.5 | Yeah, that's a good way of putting it, yeah. |
| 0:24.4 | How long you all been going out? |
| 0:25.9 | About two years now. |
| 0:27.0 | Two years. |
| 0:27.8 | All right, give us like the definition. |
| 0:30.0 | Like you really are in love with this girl, or is this just, it's not as deep as I'm making it out to be? |
| 0:35.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:36.5 | I mean, she's the woman in my dream. She really is. Everything about her I love. I mean, there's nothing that she can say or do, you know, and mine is, she's just perfect. She's just perfect. So this is really the woman that you thought you were going to spend the rest of your life with? I mean, I bought a ring. |
| 0:56.0 | I mean, to that point. |
| 0:56.9 | Wow. |
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