This is The Bird Show.

So my wife and I have been having this debate about babysitters with our three and a half year old since he was like six months old.

And because my wife was a teenage babysitter back in the day, she feels like it's perfectly fine to have a teenager watch our child.

And I have stood my ground on this one and I have planted in firmly on it.

And I will not give.

Did you never babysit?

I did.

You did babysit, but you wouldn't talk to you.

Part of the reason why I'm saying that teenage babysitters aren't responsible is because I was watching TV.

Hey, Chip, come over here.

Have you ever seen a stone four-year-old?

Blowing smoke in the kid's face.

Here is what I would like to do, and I know that it's not fair.

Okay?

I could do this one of two ways.

I could take calls on both why teenage babysitters are fine and calls on why you should stay away from

them. I'm not looking for that. I am looking for shock treatment for my wife because I will not

budge. I'm not even open to the debate of having a teenager watch our child. I am closed, closed,

closed. You were robbing Hayden of the opportunity to have a

crush on a teenage babysitter. Angela Bass. He'll get that somewhere else. Columbia, Tennessee. My brother

had the biggest crush on Angela Bass. She took good care of him. Dude, remember Lisa Watson? I didn't.

So he's not even going to remember her. I'm still friends with my babysitter.

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