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Vault: How Did The Maid Of Honor Ruin Your Wedding?

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🗓️ 18 December 2025

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Vault: How Did The Maid Of Honor Ruin Your Wedding?

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:01.7

Melissa Carter with the quintessential example of how a made of honor can be your safety net.

0:09.4

Right. I was a made of honor for my childhood best friend all growing up. She asked me to be her

0:14.0

maid of honor. And one thing the maid of honor and best man also do in a wedding is they are the

0:19.4

official witnesses of this wedding. So on the marriage certificate, you need their signatures in order for the marriage to be legal. And so I guess it was an oversight by the minister. I don't know what happened, but at the reception, instead of the minister going to the bride to explain to her, oh, by the way, you're really not legally married yet because there's a signature missing or something. He came to me, and I handled and made sure that in the end, the wedding was actually legal before they left for their honeymoon. And, I mean, that's really what it's all about right there. But when does your maid of honor become your maid of dishonor? When she does something so bad or something so horrid that she completely hacks the wedding.

0:55.8

Hey, Dan, you're on all the hits, Q100.

0:57.1

Hey, morning.

0:57.6

Morning.

1:03.0

Didn't hack the wedding, but about three weeks out, my cousin in Boston takes her maid of honor and some friends to a concert.

1:05.7

The maid of honor is in the backseat with another friend, and for one reason or another,

1:09.2

she turns around and actually sees her getting ready to take a heroin, kind of shot thing with the rubber

1:16.3

thing around the arm and the syringe.

1:19.1

You don't want to be toying with a syringe in a moving car.

1:23.0

But it was, yeah, three weeks out, and she got totally cut out, and, you know, I got the

1:27.1

secondhand from the sister, because it was like a real taboo, you know, type issue. So the maid of honor was doing heroin, shooting up heroin three weeks before the wedding. Oh, my God. And the way of that concert, yeah. That's dishonorable. Yeah, that'll turn you off a little bit. A little bit. Sure. That doesn't look good in a bridesmaid's dress, honey.

2:00.9

Morning all the hits, Q100. Hey, good morning. Good morning. I had the maid of honor from hell. Okay. Who was this person? Was this sister, best friend? Best friend. Best friend. Yeah. Ex best friend, I assume. Pretty much. Didn't show up for my bridal shower. Didn't come to my bachelorette party.

2:02.7

Did not help me plan anything.

2:04.8

Showed up to get her dress that I bought.

2:07.6

And then I had to have her spend the night with me the night before the wedding.

2:12.2

So that way I'd make sure she was at the church on time and ended up doing her hair before my wedding.

2:35.9

Why do you, why are you picking, like you might, if she was your, yeah, I had to do her hair. You're the bride. Right. She's doing the maid of honor's hair. Well, you, if she's your best friend, you must have known that she was pretty irresponsible. Uh, well, she was irresponsible back in the day, but she had gotten better. And I didn't think it would be this bad.

2:38.1

But like the night of my bachelor's party, she called me.

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