The Furt Show.

All right, Haas, how you doing today, dude? I'm good, man. I'm good. I'm kind of nervous. I'm very nervous. If I was in the hot seat like you right now, I'd be nervous also. I just, I don't know what to say. I mean, this is, what I'm about to say right here has never been released to anybody except for this person, and it was only like a month ago. I don't, don't reveal that just yet.

I'm not going to. been released to anybody except for this person and it was only like a month ago.

I don't reveal that just yet.

I'm not going to.

But the deal with relationship report card is this.

And askmen.com is one of my favorite websites.

And it just so happens that they kind of have the same philosophy that we do.

And if you go there, it actually tells you that men should actually really

take a good, hard look at their last 10 relationships. And I think this probably goes for women also.

You take a really good, hard look at your last 10 and do some real soul searching and find out

where it all started to go wrong. Well, I think that you find in your relationships that if you don't face certain problems or issues, usually with yourself, then you get into the same patterns at every single relationship. You end up fighting about the same thing, or you end up breaking up over the same thing. And so that's kind of why relationship report card, I mean, we had a lot of listeners who, when we started this, who were like, you know what, I just can't get out of this rut. I date the same kind of people. I just don't understand why I can't get into a more evolved relationship. And so we kind of take a hard look at it and see exactly what the pattern is. What we do is we ask you to supply us with a whole bunch of names and phone numbers of your exes. And then we put you on with them one by one throughout the week. And then by the end of the week, you have a pretty good snapshot. Because like Melissa said, kind of like this, there's a common thread in between all the relationships. Sometimes it's gotten pretty intense. Like, remember that one girl that had, like, the drinking problem? That's right. Oh, I remember that. She didn't even realize it, and all of her boyfriends were like, yeah, man, you just drink too much, party too hard, and that's it. She didn't realize it until the end of the week, and it got really, really serious. So we thought we'd put Haas under the microscope, and he gave us a couple of different phone numbers of X's that we will call later in the week, but he doesn't have 10 Xs to even call.

No, only, I think I've only, I've only dated three girls. I mean, all three girls have been, I mean, there have been long-term relationships. Like, the last one I just got out of was a three-year relationship. The one before that was two and a half years and the one before that, I think it was year, year and a half Now are you counting that girl on the show that invited you Upstairs? Oh, she's a girlfriend or she just... She was just a random one. On his last show that he was on... The co-hosts. Begins the name, Madison. Oh, yes. Yeah, That was a one-night type deal. Yeah. Right. That's not awkward. Not a relationship, so to speak. Right. That's like, you might be able to do that same deal with no undies over here. Dude. It's a bet. I have to fulfill the bet. It's not like I'm trying to. I'm just saying you're lucky it's not an 11-week football season. It's awesome heavy all sorts of ways. Dude, I'm still married. What is wrong with you? It's wrong with you. That's not funny at all. Hey, that's a bet. Initially, you said no pants. I really thought you were no underwear. I thought you were talking about Melissa because this is commonplace for her. So this is a little bit of a different snapshot than what we've been painting of you because while you've been having a great time here in Atlanta, I think you were the one that said he's kind of like a serial monogamous. Yeah. But it sounds like those relationships were further apart yeah yeah there's times

in-betweens where you've been yeah the year the year and a half deal was like sophomore year at high

school okay uh the two two and a half year relationship was like senior to like freshman sophomore year

at college and then the uh the last one was pretty pretty recent i mean it's college and then the last one was pretty

recent I mean it's just it was the last one was right after the two and a half year one

out of those three months after how many of those three relationships are you

completely 100% no holds barred no no no no question whatsoever 100% faithful in

god this is where I don't want to talk about it. Zero. Zero. Screw around on every girlfriend you've ever had. But the ex-girlfriend doesn't know. Yeah. This last one doesn't know? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, she doesn't have to know. I mean, we're going to get her on later in the week, but I mean, it's not like you have to confess to her. Oh, God.

Because, doesn't know? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, she doesn't have to know. I mean, we're going to get her on later

in the week, but I mean, it's not like you have to confess to her. Oh, God. Because we're really asking them the question. Right. So we're not asking you questions in front of them. We're asking them. This makes me so freaking nervous. I can't. Maybe you should have kept it in your pants. that's where it goes wrong for me.

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