Hey, the bird show. I want to ask you guys about a story that may or this is not a local snopes. This might just be a full-on urban legend. Okay, so I'll tell you the story. I'm trying to find the exact version. Here it is. So I can read this verbatim. But this is an email from a listener. The listener emailed us like a week ago. We wrote them back and said, hey, can you

come on with this? And we never heard back from them. So who knows, maybe they're on vacation or

whatever. I contend that it's urban legend. Bert's on the fence. The, uh, the email basically

says, uh, I've been engaged for almost a year and I'm getting married next month. My fiance's

mother is not only very attractive, but really great and understanding.

She's putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation

list because it had grown a bit beyond what was expected.

You heard this before?

Okay.

When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under 100 people

where we wanted it to be, or trimmed my side down to just under 100 people where we wanted it to be,

or trimmed my side down to just under 100 people where we needed it to be. And then she floored me. She said in a month, I would be a married man. And before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. This is the bride's mother. Yes. The future mother and all, yeah. No way. She stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door

was if I wanted to leave.

I knew where the bedroom was if I wanted to take the other option.

I stood there for about five minutes and then finally decided I knew exactly how to deal with

the situation.

I headed straight for the door and outside leaning against my car was her

husband, my future father-in-law, smiling.

He explained that that was a test, and they wanted to make sure I was a good kid and

will be true to their little girl.

No way.

I shook his hand, and he congratulated me.

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