Vault: His 3 year old wakes up too early
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🗓️ 9 July 2026
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| 1:12.8 | He's almost three years old, and he's never slept really well. |
| 1:17.6 | He always gets up in the middle of the night, and for a while there, we tried the whole, put him in solitary confinement and lock him into the room. |
| 1:24.4 | The doctor said, no problem, let him yell it out for a couple of nights. And then he'll sleep through the night. That worked for a while. Now he just screams at the top of his lungs because the door is locked. So now we have the door open. What he's doing is he's walking down to Hayden's room now in the middle of the night. Oh, dude. He outsmarted you. Either getting in bed with Hayden or he's just trying to wake Hayden up to play. |
| 1:47.8 | You know, it's like the middle of the night. So I don't think my kid is any smarter or less smart than anybody else. But I know there has to be a point where you start to teach your kids, look, you're not allowed to come down the hall until 6.30. |
| 2:01.4 | Because right now he's up at like 5, 515. |
| 2:05.4 | So what do you do to teach your kids? |
| 2:09.2 | I mean, he's quite honestly ahead of the curve when it comes to like verbal skills and stuff like that. |
| 2:16.5 | So I know that... |
| 2:17.3 | Daddy, get your ass up! |
| 2:19.0 | So I know he can understand the words. |
| 2:21.5 | But like reading an LED clock, you know, and teaching them like, okay, the first number is a six. |
| 2:27.7 | The second one is a three and the other one is a zero. |
| 2:31.3 | Do not come down until you see those three numbers. |
| 2:34.4 | I don't know if that's even possible to do with an almost three-year-old. |
| 2:38.8 | I don't know. |
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