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Vault: Her Parents Won't Allow Her To Celebrate Her 21st Birthday!

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🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Her Parents Won't Allow Her To Celebrate Her 21st Birthday!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. Good morning, Catherine. So what's going on? It's actually my 21st birthday. Oh, wow.

0:07.3

That changes things a little bit. Okay, my bad. So I think it's going to be a little worse of a time. I'm not allowed to celebrate that.

0:13.9

Well, and, well, the wedding, when we were confused, I thought, well, at least the parents have a say so because they may be paying for it.

0:19.7

But your 21st birthday, why does your parents' opinion matter?

0:23.4

Well, it matters a little bit because I do still live with them for a few more months,

0:27.5

and I can't financially move out for a few more months because some student loans and stuff.

0:35.5

I'm putting myself through college.

0:41.0

So it kind of matters because they are throwing the guilt trip on the oldest of four children. So I have three younger siblings. They are,

0:47.4

you know, saying you should be a good role model. You should. You know, that's just not how we do

0:52.8

things around here. And they're also saying, you know, you live under our roof.

0:56.8

Now, is it a religious – we brought up their religion several times leading up to the conversation. What religion are you?

1:04.1

Southern Baptist. Okay. So that is part of it, yeah. Are those the most hardcore in the –

1:09.0

Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And when you

1:12.3

mentioned, like, no dancing in the fellowship hall and stuff like that, it's, like, they,

1:17.2

now, I mean, parents aren't exactly the hardcore Southern Baptist, but when it comes to the

1:21.5

alcohol, they're pretty strict on that. So it really is sort of a classic example of, if you're under our roof, then you've got to live by our rules type deal. It's that. So it really is sort of a classic example of if you're under our roof, then you've got to live

1:29.1

by our rules type deal. It's that. And also, I know it's a mixture of stuff. Like I was talking to my

1:37.4

dad and I was like, what were you doing at my age? And he goes, that's exactly why I'm not letting

1:41.4

you go out. That's not the answer you wanted.

1:44.6

Yeah, because that's unfair, because like, oh, I had fun, and I was able to party, but you can't.

1:49.7

Yeah, and I said, oh, you're so fair.

1:51.9

And, you know, alcoholism does run in my family.

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