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Good morning, Michelle.

Good morning, Birch Show.

How are you today? I'm good. How are you? Good. When producer Tracy told us that you emailed her last week, we're like, okay, this cannot be real. No guy can be this clueless, right? Uh, yeah. Why don't you detail for everybody, the history, what's going on now, his request, why he's got you in a corner.

Okay, a little bit of history. Um, we were, of course, obviously married. We were married for about seven years and, uh, things just didn't work out between us.

We and I separated and I left him and signed to get the divorce everything.

Well, about two months later, you know, since we've been separated,

he goes and finds himself a girlfriend, which is, you know, it threw me off.

And I thought, okay, well, I don't want to get back with a guy.

Well, to top it off, she was pregnant with somebody else's child.

So that made me feel really good, and she was like 20.

So it made me feel really good and confident.

How old is your ex-husband?

He is 31.

All right.

So he got himself a classy girl.

Yes.

Very nice, sweet high school girl, which is fine.

So, and then they, you know, separate.

Finally, I get him to sign the divorce papers, and we've been divorced for about a year.

And he just started dating a new girl a couple months ago.

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