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Vault: Her Dad's Girlfriend Wants To Crash Her Wedding Photos?!

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🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Her Dad's Girlfriend Wants To Crash Her Wedding Photos?!

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.8

I, Julie, from last week.

0:03.5

It seemed like it was going to be pretty cut and dry on Thursday.

0:06.8

Did you guys ever get to the conversation about her in the pictures?

0:10.8

Yeah, we did.

0:11.4

We addressed it, and she was very cool about it.

0:13.9

She was understanding that I've won her in some pictures and not some others.

0:18.1

It turns out that she's been married three times before. All of them

0:23.4

were over 50. So wait a minute. So you called and told her you didn't want her in the pictures and then

0:27.8

you found out that she's married three times? Yes. One thing at a time. Get through this weekend. Like

0:34.2

you, at least, what you wanted to accomplish was accomplished and so you were were going to have pictures with your family. And then you'll incorporate her in some of the pictures. She was understanding. She's going to be cool to you on Saturday because, you know, she's supporting your marriage. And then let this kind of take care of itself. And she did tell you she's going to talk to him about it. And she wants to talk to him about it first. So you should give her the option to do that. All right. So the debate really turned

0:59.3

from, or the focus of this turned from having the father take the wedding photos with the new

1:05.1

girlfriend to do I talk to my dad about this woman that she's seeing who I really don't think

1:10.2

is a very good match for him. Well, I mean, she thinks of the girlfriend's a gold digger. Right. And she ticked off Melissa. Remember, you were getting really upset with her. Well, I just, I just, I'm not wanting to say anything before the wedding. Well, it's just impatience because, I mean, it's like she's making, she's, she's not listening to what our suggestions were. and she just wanted to make drama out of it and she could not get her mind off of it.

1:31.4

And that's why I'm afraid that she did talk to her dad because it's one of those things that if you, if you constantly obsess about an issue you want to fix and you got to fix it immediately, then you're going to end up doing something and you probably do more damage than if you just waited it out. Hey, Julie, you're back on the voice disguiser. Hi, how are you? Okay, how are you? I'm doing pretty well. I'm married. Well, congratulations. Congratulations. That's the most important thing. Cops have to come to your wedding or anything?

2:01.9

I'm sorry?

2:05.4

Cops have to come to your wedding, break up a fight or anything, throw someone out? No, no, no.

2:07.0

You don't sound like a woman that just got married a couple of days beforehand.

2:12.0

No, I did. It was great. Everything went really well.

2:15.8

I ended up calling Sarah the night before the rehearsal dinner,

2:20.2

and I had a little chat with her.

2:22.4

I said basically, you know,

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