Vault: Her Boyfriend Refuses To Shave Until She Loses Weight!
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🗓️ 10 February 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Good morning, Crystal. |
| 0:02.0 | Good morning. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey, how are you? I am good. How are you guys? Good. Good. Now, is your boyfriend on with us also? Um, he should be. Tracy was calling him. Jason? Hey. Hey. Is this the boyfriend? This is the boyfriend right here. Okay. All right, at first it's kind of shocking to hear. and at first it sounds kind of mean to hear also |
| 0:23.5 | Crystal that This is the boyfriend right here. Okay. All right. At first, it's kind of shocking to hear. |
| 0:21.3 | And at first, it sounds kind of mean to hear also, Crystal, that he's holding out and he's not shaving until you lose 50 pounds? |
| 0:28.8 | Yes, 50 pounds. |
| 0:30.5 | All right. |
| 0:30.7 | You want to give us a little history on this? |
| 0:32.6 | Just amputate your leg. |
| 0:34.9 | Well, I always am complaining about my weight, to him for the past almost two years now |
| 0:40.4 | i'm always complaining honey i'm fat i'm fat i need to do something about it i got to do something |
| 0:44.3 | about it and i've tried i've tried i'm still paying for weight loss diet programs and i'm not |
| 0:51.2 | doing anything about it and i need some motivation and he came |
| 0:54.7 | up with well I'm not going to shave my face and you hate when I'm not clean cut so I'm |
| 0:59.0 | not going to save my face and he doesn't care how he looks with his goatee it is fine |
| 1:04.1 | he will grow it down to his knees he does not care and so he wants to use that as |
| 1:09.9 | motivation so that I can be happy with myself. So Jason, is it a case where Crystal has, like she just said, I mean, it's all the time, like every time she's changing clothes before you go out, before she goes to bed, when she gets up, and you're like, honey, you're fine, but you're not happy, so you just, why don't you just do something about it and be happy? Is it like that? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You know, I mean, I think she's beautiful and everything, but, you know, when somebody continuously tells you all the time they're not happy with themselves, you know, I just felt like that's all that can help her out by trying to motivate her like that. So, Crystal, you've obviously complained to Jason about the beard at one point or another |
| 1:47.1 | that you absolutely hate it. |
| 1:48.2 | All the time. |
| 1:49.8 | Every time we go see my family, honey, you've got to shave. |
| 1:53.1 | And how long have you gone now, Jason, without shaving? |
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