The Bird Show. All right, we're going to call this Bert Show listener Jack, and he is going to be on the voice disguiser, so he remains anonymous. But he has got himself a great idea. Okay. His in-laws want to give him a dog that he doesn't want. So he's got a solution. He just wants to filter it past us before he runs it by his wife. Okay. Hey, Jack, welcome to The Bird Show.

Hey, guys. How are you? I'm good. You speak up. No problem. Can you speak up nice and loud for us? And kind of start from the beginning and tell us what's going on. How are you going to fix it? Yeah. Well, I mean, first of all, you've got to know I'm not a fan of dogs at all.

Okay. I never have been.

My wife, however, you know, I have a thing for them.

My kids love them, of course.

And anyway, the in-laws are buying us one where they are actually

already got it for us and um you know the little thing and uh little poodle thing and it's expensive

you know i mean it was it was an expensive gift that you know i can appreciate that but it's

disgusting to be honest i mean they it smells know, and it's got some thyroid thing going on with it. It just doesn't look healthy. And, you know, they're needy, and you got to walk them, and they just thought of work. And I really just, I don't have a time. I don't want to deal with it. But anyway, so long story short, I was talking with a friend at work.

Okay.

And he was telling me about these breeders.

You know, there are these people, you know, that want your dog.

They want these purebred dogs, right?

So they can breed them and sell them and make their own money.

But anyway, there's these breeders that are going to pay you, you know, $1,000 or $2,000 for your dog.

And then the thing, because this is what I'm throwing out at you.

I want to see what you think about it.

I hear that these breeders will take your dog, but then you can visit from time to time if, you know,

if you want to see it and see sort of how it's growing up and everything.

So, you know, my thinking is that I can get rid of this dog, but, you know, if my in-laws are coming around

or, you know, or the kids just want to see it, we can go see the dog sort of rent it for a little while,

you know, and not have to deal with the whole process

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