Vault: He Stood Her Up, But She Got the Last Laugh
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🗓️ 10 April 2026
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| 0:54.6 | Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Woghloby, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. The Bird Show. Hey, Pauline. Hello. Pauline? Hey, guys. Hey. How are you today? I'm good. I'm a little sleepy. Is that because it was a long weekend of having fun with the dude that stood you up a year ago? It was a long weekend of having fun, but not necessarily just with that guy. Okay. Well, let's start, I mean, let's start with Friday night. Yeah. Were you guys supposed to meet up on Friday night or Saturday night? No, Friday night. Okay. So, yeah, he called, like he said he would, and he picked me up at my house, and we went to out to out back. It was really nice. It was actually really fun to catch up. Like, he's been doing some cool things, and, I mean, it was definitely still chemistry and still kind of that connection that we had last year. |
| 1:44.7 | And it was very tempting to, like, flirt with him way more than I did, but I didn't. |
| 1:51.0 | I kept my cool. |
| 1:52.0 | And after dinner, we went into a bar just, like, right around the corner that he, I guess, goes to all the time. |
| 1:57.3 | Because, like, the bartender was like, hey, what's up? |
| 1:59.2 | And I called these people knew him. |
| 2:00.3 | And it was really fun, but we drank way too much. |
| 2:04.7 | And he's like, well, obviously we shouldn't ride home because we're too drunk. |
| 2:10.2 | So why don't we take a cab to your house because it's closest and then you can take me to my car in the morning. |
| 2:15.8 | And at first I was like, oh, yeah. |
| 3:07.6 | Oh, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I totally, like, even though I was drunk, like, made a good decision and said, no, I'm sorry. I would love to see you again. I would love you to come over sometime, but I don't think right now is the best time. And we took separate cabs. Cool. It is, if you need to ride in the morning, I'm sure any of your friends can help you out, they seem pretty cool. But if not, you can call me in the morning, and I can come pick you up from your house and take you to the car. I'd love to see you again, but not in the morning from you being at my house. Okay. That's good. Well done. Smart decision. Even when you're drunk. Was that the end of the story? Um, he hasn't called. He's like, all right, cool. I'll call you soon. Well, the president's there. He's got 10 months. So the next morning when you were going to drive, maybe I miss something, you were going to drive him to his car? |
| 3:08.5 | She just offered. |
| 3:10.4 | You offered, and he didn't call. |
| 3:28.3 | No, no, yes. And he hasn't gotten lost. I mean, honestly, that'd be kind of cheesy if he did. Okay. And then he hasn't called the rest of the weekend. So it's sort of open-ended now. If he doesn't call today or he doesn't call tomorrow, will you get proactive and call him, or are you just going to sort of let this play out on his end? |
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