The Bird Show.

Hey Ryan.

Hey, good morning, guys. How are you? Good. How are you today? I'm doing okay. Let's talk about this first date and the detail that you found out afterwards that makes you a little reluctant to call her back. I went out with a girl over the weekend that is a mutual friend of a friend, and we had a great time. At the end of the night, we ended up making out. And I thought it was really good.

And then the next day, I guess... and we had a great time. At the end of the night, we ended up making out.

And I thought it was really good.

And then the next day, I get an email from her.

I'm not joking.

She writes that she had a great time, too,

but since we kissed,

she thought she should be upfront and honest with me

about who she actually was.

And then she wrote, I'm not joking, that she's a witch.

And she thought she had to tell me and get it off her chest because she would never hurt anybody.

It's not like she's evil or anything like that, but she's a witch and she does the whole thing.

She casts spells and cleansing and scrying, which I had no idea what it even was.

What is that?

And it's when you look into a crystal ball or something.

Scriing is the name of that?

Scrying.

Okay.

Okay.

So she goes on and on and on about how she's a witch in this email, and she understands if I'm not interested in calling

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