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Vault: He Grounded His Own Wife?!

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🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: He Grounded His Own Wife?!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.5

So Saturday night, Stacey and I go out with Stacy's dad and some of his friends down to a little place, a little restaurant in Lake of Coney.

0:11.5

And we're sitting there, you know, talking about what married couples talk about and stuff.

0:15.0

And the woman of this couple here tells us that she hasn't been able to use her computer in six months because

0:23.1

her husband has changed the password on them. I guess they have it locked as soon as you sign

0:27.8

on to your computer, you have to have a password. And they were sharing the password for a while.

0:32.4

And he changed it six months ago because she's on restriction. What for?

0:38.0

What'd she do?

0:38.8

She went on to eBay and had a bit of an eBay problem.

0:42.0

Didn't you say that Lady Crash had one of these for a while?

0:43.9

Still does and continues to lie about it, even though packages continue to be sent to the house.

0:48.6

Okay.

0:49.0

Now, their situation was pretty much the same thing where she started to say like look I'm not buying anything on

0:55.0

eBay you know and then one day all these packages start arriving and he's home and realizes

1:00.8

she's been spending all this cast so he puts her on restriction he says because you do that

1:08.6

you're not allowed to use the computer for six months. Grown up grounding. Grown up grounding is a great way to put it. So I want to know if we have any other Bert Show listeners that are listening that have been grown up grounded. That's a great way to put it. Right along those lines. Once I realized that Lady Crash was doing all this spending and I just got sick of it. I said enough is

1:27.9

enough. She says, all right, I'll stop. Well, I had access to her only credit card online. So I was

1:33.7

going online and printed out three pages that all said PayPal from eBay. Through that in front of her

1:39.5

as evidence that she hasn't stopped all of a sudden now that I try to go log back in it won't let me she's gone

1:45.3

in change the passwords and and won't fess up to it she goes I don't even know how to log on how

1:51.0

could I change your password I go then why can't I get back in to see your statements but you guys are

1:55.8

adults nobody should be putting anybody on any kind of restriction or a grown-up grounding or...

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