Vault: He Asked Her to Be His Mistress?!
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🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | This is Shantel, and she is going to educate us because she just got an education, at least in one area, of infidelity. |
| 0:08.0 | Okay. |
| 0:09.0 | Code of Ethics of Infidelity. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning, Shantel. |
| 0:12.0 | Good morning. |
| 0:13.0 | How are you today? |
| 0:14.0 | I'm good. |
| 0:15.0 | So you accidentally found yourself on a date with a married guy a couple days ago? |
| 0:18.0 | A hundred percent innocent, yeah. |
| 0:20.0 | How does that even happen? I mentioned it a charity function. date with a married guy a couple days ago. A hundred percent and innocent, yeah. |
| 0:21.7 | How does that even happen? |
| 0:28.0 | I made him at a charity function, and then he emailed me and asked me to go out to lunch. |
| 0:33.9 | I didn't really remember who he was when I first met him, so he claims he wears his ring, but the day we went out, he wasn't wearing it, ironically. So, you know, I met him for lunch, and I just kind of came up in conversation. Like, kind of 20 minutes into the date. 30 minutes into the date. And did he, like, slip up and say something like we, or did he straight up come out and say, look, you know, I remember right? He was very honest about it, which is why I Because normally, I mean, I would have, I would have just got it in love. Like, I don't have time for that kind of stuff, you know. So he starts out talking about the date and then just straight up says, I'm married? No. It was like 20 minutes into it. The conversation was good, You know, I was kind of like, you know, he was really nice. |
| 1:13.6 | There was an over tone of arrogance to it. |
| 1:15.6 | I will start by saying that, like, you know, he was pretty big-headed, I guess. |
| 1:21.6 | But we started talking, and he's like late 40s or so so and I asked him if he had children and he |
| 1:28.5 | you know goes on to talk about his children and kind of bragging about them you know like |
| 1:32.5 | a good father does and he said you know I'm married right and I just kind of sat back and I was like |
| 1:38.3 | no he assumed that I knew that he was married now did he assume that because you guys had |
| 1:43.4 | met before and he maybe thought that he covered that ground with you before? I think so. Or he thought that maybe one of his friends mentioned it to me, or I don't know what he thought, but he acted like he thought that I knew he was married. And I absolutely did not know it, because I never would have gone out with him. So you're out on this date with this guy and he tells you that. |
| 2:02.6 | And then there's the shocking code of ethics part of this whole thing. |
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