Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons…
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.0 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:03.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, never mind. |
| 0:05.2 | Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come. |
| 0:08.2 | Holiday of a lifetime. |
| 0:09.5 | I can't wait. |
| 0:11.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.3 | Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.0 | Austria? |
| 0:17.0 | We're supposed to be going to Australia? |
| 0:19.7 | What have you done? |
| 0:20.5 | Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done? |
| 0:22.9 | Should have gone to spec savers. |
| 0:24.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:27.3 | Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.9 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh. |
| 0:33.7 | The Virtue. |
| 0:37.8 | Who has a saved body part in their house somewhere? |
| 0:40.2 | 1-855-V-V-Hurgo. |
| 0:44.4 | All right, so we were talking earlier this morning about... My pee-stick. |
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