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Vault: Guys call in for Valentine's Day gift advice

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 23 June 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Vault: Guys call in for Valentine's Day gift advice

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0:00.0

Listen, it's The Bird Show.

0:02.0

Melissa, Wendy, and Jessica, Jessica from Jessica Shops. Nobody knows. What's that? You almost called her Jessica Shops, like that was her name. It is now. I want some people really think, oh my God, her last name is Shops. That is so neat. What a coincidence that she got into that industry, right? Jessica does more shopping around this town than anybody I know. anybody I know, so she should be able to help you exactly.

0:22.9

You know, I pinpoint.

0:23.9

What a great present. Right. Jessica does more shopping around this town than anybody I know. So she should be able to help you exactly.

0:22.9

You know, like pinpoint what a great present for your girlfriend or your wife is. And we'll get you off the hook here.

0:28.5

I'm finding myself in the exact same places here. I'm not going to ask you guys for advice.

0:33.6

Because I feel like if I do that without being on the voice disguor, then it takes away from the credit if I take your advice.

0:40.8

That's why I'm putting all these dudes on the voice disguiser.

0:42.6

You know what I'm saying?

0:43.3

Yeah, it needs to be your idea.

0:44.4

Yes, it has to be your idea as a guy.

0:46.8

So none of these guys have requested being on the voice disguiser, but I'm going to put them on anyway.

0:53.0

Good morning, Q100.

1:11.8

Yeah, hey, this is Sunny. Okay. Hey. Sunny. All right. So you just tell us what your situation is you've been married, are you married, for how long, and all that, and they should be able to tell you exactly what might be a great appropriate Valentine's Day gift. First of all, thank you very much.

1:13.9

This is like a community service thing for all the guys out there.

1:14.6

So we really... Yeah.

1:15.3

It's our community service obligation.

1:17.0

Seriously.

1:17.3

Yeah.

1:18.0

So I've married 10 years.

1:20.1

We have a wonderful relationship.

1:21.9

I've got three kids.

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