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Vault: Getting Stood Up Was the Best Thing That Happened to Her

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Vault: Getting Stood Up Was the Best Thing That Happened to Her

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

All right, when we talked to Terry a couple of days ago, she was very excited.

0:05.0

We were in debate about soulmates.

0:07.0

Some of us in the room believe in soulmates, others not so sure.

0:10.0

And Terry listened to the conversation, and sure enough, that night she ends up in a bar, and she thinks that she meets her soulmate.

0:17.0

I was going to meet my sister, and I was there waiting. I noticed another guy that was waiting there for a long time too.

0:23.6

My sister never shows up.

0:24.6

I got a voice note saying that she wasn't going to come.

0:26.6

I looked at the other guy and he was still there and apparently he got almost like the same message.

0:32.6

We just sat there and talked for about an hour and a half and got a table.

0:36.6

We ate. We hung out and like

0:39.2

at the end he asked me for a date on Saturday I'm assuming you've gone out with guys

0:43.0

before that you're excited about yeah but this was totally different I totally

0:46.4

felt a connection immediately it's almost like he knew me and I knew him I mean is that

0:50.2

whole I don't know it's just a weird feeling it, and let me reiterate my position on this kind of attitude,

0:57.7

because we've talked about this before also, that I think women,

1:01.0

a large amount of women have all had this feeling at one point or another in their life,

1:06.2

where they meet a guy for the very first time,

1:09.1

and they want instinct to take over, and they want the romance of it all to take over, so they get overly excited.

1:16.3

Oh, he's the greatest guy in the world.

1:19.2

And you call, like, one person.

1:20.8

A woman calls, like, a sister, calls her mother.

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