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Vault: Get Married Amy

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🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Vault: Get Married Amy

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.4

All right, let's talk about Amy here because about a week ago, she called us up and was very, very honest.

0:07.6

She said, you guys are going to laugh at this, but here's my truth.

0:11.1

You guys are really going to love this one.

0:13.7

I have the location, the photographer, the forest.

0:18.0

I even have the children's names picked out and i'm not even in a relationship

0:22.0

haven't been in one over four years come on come on no kidding that's almost i almost think that

0:29.7

that's more okay than if you had a boyfriend because she's still a dreamy level no but she's got

0:35.2

everything did you say you had a date?

0:38.8

I don't have the date.

0:44.0

I'm flexible with the date, but I do have the location where I would like to have it.

0:51.0

I definitely have the florist and the photographer pretty much kind of locked in that they've agreed.

0:53.6

Whenever you do it, we will make it happen for you.

0:54.9

We got to check in with her like every 30 days for the you need to do is give me the birch shell hook up any guy that would listen to

1:02.6

this conversation wouldn't be calling up to get hooked up with you i got to tell you he'll probably

1:06.4

be running scared so so why don't we uh why don't we put it out there and we'll and we'll get her a couple dates and we'll line those up and then we'll see.

1:14.1

But if none of those work out, I love the idea of just sticking with her every couple of months and just see it.

1:19.2

Find out if anybody's falling into the trap.

1:21.6

All right.

1:21.9

So let me put the phone number out here real quick.

1:24.0

404-741-105.

1:33.1

If you're a guy and you just listen to Amy and you say, that doesn't scare me at all. That doesn't scare me not even a little bit because the common theory I think is most

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