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All right, I've got the first superficial question of the morning to ask you guys.

Because last night we're at Twist and we're doing the CD release party.

And I am talking to somebody at the release party.

I'm not going to tell you guys who it is.

But she says that she thought that she had met Mr. Wright.

This sort of goes along with the whole women's intuition thing, where she dated a

guy two or three times, and they never kissed after the date. This has gone on for like a couple

of weeks. They went on three dates, and he just said, I'm a gentleman. I generally don't kiss on

the first or second date, but when I know it's real, then I feel like getting

a little more intimate. But at this point, let's not kiss. He said those words or something like

that on the first couple of days. So she is completely enamored with this guy. They have the same

likes. The chemistry seems really good. All arrows seem to be pointing to this is going to work out pretty well.

So like date number three or date number four, he's feeling comfortable enough with her

that at the end of the date, he makes the approach for the kiss and kisses her.

And is an awful, awful kisser.

Terrible.

She said it was just the most...

I forget the words she used, but I think Gross was in there.

Went was in there.

Yeah.

It was really sloppy was in there.

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