The Bird Show

I gotta run this news piece for you guys here real quickly.

If you are a new Birch Show listener

and you weren't listening in April,

the members of the Bird Show outside of myself

had a great idea for April Fool's.

I thought it was ridiculous.

Absolutely ridiculous.

And I wanted to prove a point to them.

And their idea was on April Fool's

to fake pictures of me getting a tattoo on my

seven-year-old, Hayden. He was then six, right? He was then six at that point. Yeah. And put them up on

the internet and see if we can get a reaction out of everybody, you guys. And I said straight up to

them, I'm like, dudes, I've

hated, I hate April Fool's jokes. I hate them every year. We don't do them on our listeners. And this one is so over the top and ridiculous that anybody that listens to our show knows that I'm not capable of having my six-year-old get tattooed. It'll never work. So they talked to me into it, and mostly because I wanted to prove a point that,

look, if we don't get any reaction at all, then you guys stop hounding me to do April Fool's jokes and we'll never do one. Okay, that's the agreement. Nobody. Not one person is going to believe that I tattooed my kid. Not one. You were like, no way. Nobody's going to believe it. yeah,'re like, yeah, somebody will buy it. Come on. It'll be funny. Ha, ha, April fools. You're like, no, nobody's going to believe it. And I'm only going to do this to prove to you guys, nobody will believe it. So I take Hayden on up to a psycho tattoo on Roswell Road. And we fake a whole bunch of pictures. Like the tattooist goes up there. He takes the tattoo gun and gets close to Hayden,

but he's obviously the needle never hit his skin. And then Hayden loves being a little actor too,

so he was getting into the role. Remember? Yeah, man. I mean, he's like tearing up. It's like he sprayed

himself with like my little mace or something. And he's got like tears rolling down his eyes. And the makeup artist that did the tattoo really did a great job on it. Just pretending. Pretending. You know, the paint on his arm. And then didn't you say at one point that you really thought Hayden was upset? Yeah, I thought he was crying. And he was like, buddy, we're just kidding. And he looked at you and he goes, Dad, I'm acting. He just comes out of character, right?

Like, duh.

But the pictures did come out really, really well. And I post them on Facebook, and we never mentioned anything about it on the air. And I think we're not going to get any calls. And sure enough, man, somebody calls DeFax on me. Somebody bought it, I mean full on bought it, and D-FAC shows up to my house, and this is no joke.

They literally show up to my house. And this is no

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